Things that get on my nerves

• Spiders that build webs on my kitchen window 24 hours after I washed it.
• Spiders, period.
• Congress using tax dollars to bail out people who made bad decisions.
• People who haven't read the owner's manual to their car to find out how to use a turn signal.
• Bumper stickers with profanity or crude messages.
• Billboards that advertise unsavory "businesses" along interstates
  
• Buying groceries for people who are most likely here illegally, with three small children and one on the way.
• People who think I want to hear their lousy excuse for music from four cars away.
• Not being acknowledged or thanked by a check-out clerk.
• Cell phones in restaurants, waiting rooms, movie theaters, and bathrooms.
• Summer in Atlanta.
• People who save places in long lines for other people who weren't already there.
• Talking in movie theaters.
• Litter.
• Cigarettes.
• Cigarette smoke.
  
• Liberal (il)logic.
• Bad spelling.

• Bad grammar.
• Bad punctuation.
• Texting lingo.
• People who can't, like, put together, like, a quasi-sensible sentence without, like, using the word "like", like, in multiples of five.
• Coffee breath.
• Men in tank tops in public.
• Out-there underwear.
• E-mails from perfect strangers who think I'm dumb enough to fall for their scams.
• The IRS.
• Moral relativism.
• Having a taste for something that's not as good as I expect it to be.
• Calling anyplace and getting an automatic voice system where English is an OPTION.